Fairy Tales

 Many buttocks were constricted and pearls were clutched as each member of the Royal family waited their turn to be thrown under the double-decker. Most girls now days are simply not cut out for the royal life once they have had a taste of it, with Kate being the exception; she out-waited and out studied the lay of the royal land and has been remarkable. I did not watch the backbiting debacle, but one can hardly ignore it as the press all over the world are having a slobber fest. I understand it did not take long for the bombs to start exploding and the tales to be told some more questionable and effective than others. As I read the reviews gauche came to mind for some reason. It seemed a fairy tale to me and not a good one. There is trouble ahead methinks.