Waaa, bad day so far

Have you ever had one of these days when you think you should hide in the closet until things improve?  Started off with a fraud voicemail from Washington DC offering to do bad things to me if I didn't do as they asked. (At least I hope it was a fraud.) It wasn't clear what they wanted or if the call was meant for me since the accent was not English.  Since I rarely answer the phone and can hardly ever find it, good luck with the threats.  Next, I came downstairs to make the coffee and was so distracted I forgot to put the filter in and I made the most noxious brew ever.  So I spent the next half an hour carrying the coffee maker outside to dump the mess and discovered there is another safe guard in there in case you have a senior moment, so all that time and effort was wasted.  Then I decided to give the coffee maker a good cleaning and by that time Andy had gotten in the car to buy me Tim Hortons before I burned down the house. The dogs were stunned at all this unnecessary activity.  They wanted fed. I have no idea what I put in their dishes, but dog food was not one of them.

Now I am sitting at the computer which should be a safe spot until Andy delivers the coffee ready made.  I will be afraid of the kitchen for the rest of the day. I hope your day started off better than mine. And, it is only 8:30, so what is the next batch of fresh hell?